GOLDFISH

Po Chai Pills (Bao Ji Wan). Indications: upset stomach, indigestion, nausea, and vomiting

This weekend, I found out my little 6th grade cousin's goldfish is dead. Cause of death: Overdosed or poisoned. The story from my cousin is that she noticed her goldfish looked bloated. So she nets out her goldfish and grabs it with her left hand. With her right hand, she grabs 1 po chai pill, and feeds it to her goldfish. 3 weeks later, the goldfish is dead. It's a pretty sad story but at the same time pretty funny. 

Despite not being approved by the FDA, Po Chai pills have proved effective for my upset stomach many times. It's the perfect remedy for that large holiday feast. With no disrespect to my Korean friends, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

Gong Hay Fat Choy (for your convenience)

SIXTH SENSE BETWEEN WOMEN?

I'm finally ending my hiatus from posting because this is too funny. Last night, I was attending a motorcycle safety class. Before you gasp at the thought of me getting a motorcycle, this is only for a dirt bike, primarily used for trail riding as opposed to a crotch rocket speeding down the highway. Anyways, the instructor was talking about hand signals and mentioned that a woman pulled up to an intersection and signals the following:

 Followed by:

 And then:

Her husband was trailing her at the time and when he had the chance he asked her what the hand signals were all about. Can you figure out what it means? Answer: 1) She wants to turn left. 2) She changes her mind and decides to turn right. 3) She changes her mind again, and decides to go straight. The hand motion signals "erase". Surprisingly, one of the female students understood exactly what those hand signals meant and mentioned that its "a female thing".

On the other hand, whenever my friends and I play Taboo, we almost always split the teams guys vs. girls. The girls always claim they have this female sixth sense connection between them but for some reason, the guys always win. It's great because it drives the girls crazy that we non-communicative, non-expressive guys can overcome the mental connection the girls claim they have. hehe. 

So is this sixth sense more fact or myth?